Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Aladdin: But what about your freedom? Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. Just say the word and you're a prince again. Īladdin: Jasmine, I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince. Hey, I was just beginning to feel left out. But we're not through yet! Hang on to your turban, kid! We're gonna make you a star!Īladdin: Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. Genie: Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you’re walkin' out on me?! I don't think so! Not right now! YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO SIT DOWN!! Genie: In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet! WEEEEEEEEEEEE'RE.OUTTA HERE! Looks like we’re gonna have to find a way out of here. He probably can’t even get us out of this cave. Can’t even bring people back from the dead. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT! Other than that, you got it! Aladdin: Ah, provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Some all powerful genie. Rule number three: I can’t bring people back from the dead. Rule number two: I can’t make anyone fall in love with anyone else. Aladdin: Like? Genie: Ah, rule number one: I can’t kill anybody. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos. Genie: So what’ll it be, master? Aladdin: You’re gonna grant me any three wishes I want? Genie: Ah, almost.

Aladdin: This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to.? Aladdin: Abu! NO! Cave: INFIDELS! Abu: Uh-oh! Cave: You have touched the forbidden treasure! Cave: Now you will never again see the light of DAY!! Farouk: Huh? What is it? Come back here, you little thieves! How are you? Aladdin: No, no, no, not that one. Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But no harm done. Jasmine: Oh, wise Sultan, how may I serve you? Abu: Well. Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the sultan. Farouk: You know this girl? Aladdin: Sadly, yes. Jasmine: What are you doing? Aladdin: Just play along.

Farouk: Do you know what the penalty is for stealing?! Jasmine: No! No, please! Aladdin: Thank you, kind sir. If you let me go to the palace, I can get some from the sultan. Jasmine: Pay? Farouk: No one steals from my cart.

Farouk: You'd better be able to pay for that. I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise! What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big. Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise! That's an incredib. Iago: I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get ahold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at this. Dialogue Cave: Who disturbs my slumber? Gazeem: It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.

Rub the aladdin lamp several times